My dearest Scarf Sister’s wedding weekend in LA. Love you.
July 4. The Smogshoppe. 6 bridesmaids. 6 groomsmen. Indian buffet. Naan in the backyard. The W. Trader Joes. Citizen Smith. Ginger Bitch. Chandelier earrings. The schedule. 8 am hair. Brut and grapefruit. Sweet tea vodka. White robes and towels. Mariah. Jumping on the bed. Wash your hands. The steamer. 29 bobby pins. Succulent bouquets. Sparklers. F words. Red velvet cupcakes. Moustaches. Lobster necklace. Weeniecakes. Thanks for picking me.